storeboughtgrail

it doesn’t count as drinking alone if you’re pregaming on the bahn because you overslept with your nap!

TO PFAFFENWALDRING.

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_{When I was a young boy, we had a visitor. He said his spaceship just needed time to fix itself. So we waited with him. He didn’t tell me his name, but he did tell stories of faraway places. Soon, his spaceship was fine and he promised he’d come back. He eventually did, but not until it was too late.}

#I LITERALLY SCREAMED

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sherlocks-trousers:

#You strapped my Jawn to a bomb #I don’t like this game anymore

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USA.gov: Take Care of Your Mental Well-Being This Month

realcleverscience:

usagov:

Mental health is just as important to your overall health as your physical well-being. Good mental health leads to a productive and well-balanced life.

May is Mental Health Month, an annual observance to remind people to take the time to take care for themselves mentally, not just physically.

Emotional stress can cause negative feelings and behavior, and in the long term, can have serious effects on someone’s life.

Mental health problems are some of the most often neglected, either because people don’t realize the impact emotional stress is having on their lives or they are simply too embarrassed to ask for help.

If you are experiencing emotional stress, you may be able to improve your overall quality of life by seeking treatment from a qualified professional. Find a mental health service provider near you.

If you, or someone you know, is in suicidal crisis or emotional distress, call 1.800.273.TALK (1.800.273.8255).

Find more mental health resources.

I like it when USA.gov puts out useful PSAs.

loki-cat:

guys i can’t stop coming back to this

#KIND PEOPLE #I HAVE FOUND A GREAT LAKE IN THIS GRAND FORTRESS OF THE MAN OF IRON #THE SLOPING DEVICE CREATES A TINGLE IN MY STOMACH HAW HAW #I FEEL FREE AND SWIFT LIKE THE GRAND MJOLNIR IN THE WIND #IT IS CALLED “SLIDE” SAYETH THE BIRD MAN #THIS JOY SLIDE #I LIKE IT #ANOTHER!

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thatbluebox:

kirkwoodisinoregon:

theadventuresofcargline:

#a day in the life of loki laufeyson #7:00 slap bitches with my pimp cane #7:30 replace thor’s shampoo with glue #8:00 go shopping for pudding #9:00 fill hiddleston’s current place of residence with copious amounts of said pudding #10:00 blow shit up #11:00 blow shit up #12:00 destroy everything #1:00 lunch time! #2:00 resume bitchslapping

3:00 hair feathering appointment 3:30 lattes with black widow 4:30 cry 4:31 level a small village a day in the life of loki laufeyson

#5:02 convince Hawkeye he is in fact a hawk #5:45 stare soulfully into the void #6:17 suit up #6:19 resume bitchslapping #7:00 dinner date with magneto to discuss brotherly and not-so-brotherly bonds and swap world domination tips #7:30 challenge the bar to a drinking contest #7:45 burn that bar the fuck down #8:00 remember why Thor banned you from midgardian liquor #8:30 drunk dial SHIELD #9:00 bitchslap those bitches when they try to put you to bed #9:10 pretend to pass out #9:39 sneak out #9:40 pause in escape to dip Thor’s hand in warm water and scribble marker all over Tony’s face #9:45 TEQUILA SHOTS YOLO

#10:00 head over Natasha’s for slumber party #10:15 braid hair and paint nails with hammers and hawks while talking about boys #10:30 watch Orphan#12:33 cry into Natasha’s beautifully braided hair about how you’re adopted #1:00 have Natasha read fanfic outloud to you to as a bedtime story #2:00 sleep #7:00 wake up and do it all again because pimpin ain’t easy when you’re Loki Laufeyson

STOP SCROLLING.

S A T A N L O V E S Y O U

OKAY. CONTINUE.

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mishasminions:

drunkenwords:

THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE

CARRY ON, they said
THERE’LL BE PEACE, they said
DON’T YOU CRY NO MORE, they said